So that's what they do all day at McVities.

I was searching my name on Google (ahem) and found this very important biscuit-related news item. Yes, I too am so glad I didn't miss this.

EDIT: No no, I can't just leave it at that and pretend to be serious. I mean underneath a rather bizarre 'Look Around You' style photograph of the biscuit eating thing, is this caption: 'The dummy has plastic teeth to replicate human eating'.